Andre, oh Andre,
What can you do?
This high line you play,
Is no good for you.
Luiz is too crazy,
Terry to slow,
You better sort it out,
Before Roman tells you to go.
You need to climb the table,
Or win the champions League,
Or a one-way ticket outta London,
Will be all that you need.
Teams used to come to the Bridge,
Happy for a draw,
But the style you now play,
They know they'll get more.
Ask Jose or Phil,
Carlo and Avram too,
They all know,
What you need to do.
Coz Roman's itchy fingers,
Will be pointed at you,
And you will soon see,
You are disposable too!
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Sunday, 20 November 2011
Monday, 7 November 2011
ODE TO SIR ALEX FERGUSON
Well, everyone and their guinea pig has been writing these amazing tributes to the great man. I didn't think there was anything I could say, that hadn't already been said. So I thought I'd just say it, my way.
Congrats Sir Alex on your 25th year,
I hate your club, but hold you dear,
For all you've done for football UK,
And what you have shown us along the way.
A passion that has kept you strong,
And allowed you to have a career so long,
Ability to change and adapt,
Even when the media are on your back.
Many have tried to challenge your strength,
But you've knocked them back, sat chewing on the bench,
There was the so-called special one,
Now over in Spain, poking eyes with his thumb.
King Kenny has returned to put up a fight,
But you will defeat him with all your might,
And my French Professor, who you used to hate,
But with age you have mellowed and he's now your mate.
The amazing talent that you have brought through,
Becks, two Neville's, Scholes and Giggs too,
The titles, the cups, league trophies and shields,
All achieved because of your intense will.
A generation of fans are indebted to you,
But hurry up and retire, so my boys can win a trophy or two!
Congrats Sir Alex on your 25th year,
I hate your club, but hold you dear,
For all you've done for football UK,
And what you have shown us along the way.
A passion that has kept you strong,
And allowed you to have a career so long,
Ability to change and adapt,
Even when the media are on your back.
Many have tried to challenge your strength,
But you've knocked them back, sat chewing on the bench,
There was the so-called special one,
Now over in Spain, poking eyes with his thumb.
King Kenny has returned to put up a fight,
But you will defeat him with all your might,
And my French Professor, who you used to hate,
But with age you have mellowed and he's now your mate.
The amazing talent that you have brought through,
Becks, two Neville's, Scholes and Giggs too,
The titles, the cups, league trophies and shields,
All achieved because of your intense will.
A generation of fans are indebted to you,
But hurry up and retire, so my boys can win a trophy or two!
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
ODE TO GARY NEVILLE
DISCLAIMER: This is merely for amusement purposes and I don't condone the act of wishing football players dead.
So we say Goodbye to Gary Nev
To Man United fans he is a ledge
To the rest of us, a pain in the arse
Always opened his mouth much too fast.
So we say Goodbye to Gary Nev
To Man United fans he is a ledge
To the rest of us, a pain in the arse
Always opened his mouth much too fast.
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