My take on the PFA Awards
AWARD FOR MOST DELUDED PERSON
Winner - Benitez: 4th in Europa Cup possibly?
R/Up - John Terry’s wife
DARREN ANDERTON SICKNOTE AWARD
Winner - Rio Ferdinand: Back, Groin, Knee. Who cares? I don’t.
NUMPTY OF THE SEASON AWARD
Winner - Adebayor
R/Up - Phil Brown
Lifetime achievement winner - Gary Neville: Just for being Gary Neville.
FLAVIO BRIATORE AWARD FOR HOW NOT TO RUN A FOOTBALL CLUB
Winner - Peter Storrie, Sacha Gayadamak et al
R/Up - Hicks + Gillet
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS BEFORE SIGNING THAT CHEQUE AWARD
Winner - Rafa + Aquilani
R/Up - Hughes + Santa Cruz
OLIVER REED AWARD FOR MOST EMBARASSING DRUNK
Winner - Nicolas Bendtner
R/Up - Ledley ‘One Knee’ King
Hope you like... If you think of anymore, let me know.
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