DISCLAIMER: This is merely for amusement purposes and I don't condone the act of wishing football players dead.
So we say Goodbye to Gary Nev
To Man United fans he is a ledge
To the rest of us, a pain in the arse
Always opened his mouth much too fast.
England's greatest ever right back has won much
But he's never been known for his gentle touch
Some will hope he'll disappear and die
I just hope he don't end up on Sky!
But now he's retired and some will cry
There will be a tear in many Red Devils' eyes
Sir Alex has lost his right hand man
And from Liverpool, he'll always be banned.