Best League in the world?

Well we're only two rounds into the Premier League season and there is already talk about Chelsea being the only team capable of winning the league. Now I'm not one to disallusion the boys of Kings Road, but your first two games have been against relegation candidates WBA and Wigan athletic. You may have scored a total of 12 goals but I don't see you scoring so many against teams nearer yourself in the table. There are still serious concerns about their ageing back line and Cech, a player who clear;y hasn't been the same since his head injury. Maybe they should hold off on that champagne order for now.

As for the new boys, well Blackpool have proved most of the world wrong by actually winning a game. Although wvwn Mr Holloway didn't expect that to continue when they took the journey to the Emirates on saturday. Though to be honest, having read his pre-match interviews I think he was more excited about meeting Mr Wenger than taking his team to the best ground in London. There was some serious bromance comments there, Ian.

To be honest, I don't pay much attention to the table until about 6 games in. Until then it looks about as real as Phil Brown's tan.

Top Hat of the Weekend: Theo Walcott - May this be the time he finally shines?
Twat of the Weekend: Nani - What were you thinking?
Bitter and twisted decrepid old man of the Weekend: Alan Hansen - Have you seen who plays for your team. Cheeky ****!

It's been a while

Well, I haven't been keeping up to date with the blog but I promise that is all about to change. Keep your eyes peeled x

Alternative end-of -season Awards

My take on the PFA Awards

AWARD FOR MOST DELUDED PERSON
Winner - Benitez: 4th in Europa Cup possibly?
R/Up - John Terry’s wife

DARREN ANDERTON SICKNOTE AWARD
Winner - Rio Ferdinand: Back, Groin, Knee. Who cares? I don’t.

NUMPTY OF THE SEASON AWARD
Winner - Adebayor
R/Up - Phil Brown
Lifetime achievement winner - Gary Neville: Just for being Gary Neville.

FLAVIO BRIATORE AWARD FOR HOW NOT TO RUN A FOOTBALL CLUB
Winner - Peter Storrie, Sacha Gayadamak et al
R/Up - Hicks + Gillet

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS BEFORE SIGNING THAT CHEQUE AWARD
Winner - Rafa + Aquilani
R/Up - Hughes + Santa Cruz

OLIVER REED AWARD FOR MOST EMBARASSING DRUNK
Winner - Nicolas Bendtner
R/Up - Ledley ‘One Knee’ King

Hope you like... If you think of anymore, let me know.